Banana Bunker

2005-12-02T19:27:00.000-08:00

I know, I have not posted anything in a very, very long time. However, this could not be ignored. Come on, a banana bunker? It looks like it belongs in an adult store.

Jesus and Wal-Mart

2005-10-06T18:21:00.000-07:00

Very busy times, weddings, work and simple craziness. 8 more days and the wife and I are bound for Kauai for 8 days without kids, pagers, computers, blackberries and phone calls from work. I need a time machine for several different reasons. Jesus seems to be the theme today: - Jesus is a swear word according to kids at this school.

Working from home

2005-09-30T13:30:00.000-07:00

Why is it so great to have the ability to work from home? Well, this picture sums it all up.

Gray Hair... Cometh

2005-09-28T20:42:00.000-07:00

Parenting and discipline. You know my wife and I always say to our kids that we hope that their kids will be the same as them and give them a hard time. I’m starting to believe that my kids are doing everything bad that I did when I was little. Jesus H. Christ, these kids of mine can be little demons sometimes. Tell them one thing and they do the opposite or they straight up tell you “no”.

Bush

2005-09-26T21:18:00.000-07:00

Web Tards

2005-09-26T21:08:00.000-07:00

Check out the latest "Web Tards". It's amazing what some people will do.

Wireless Headsets

2005-09-26T19:38:00.000-07:00

I have expressed my dislike of rolling bags and the accessory utility belt already, but here is one that I find almost as annoying as both of them. Wire Headsets. What is it that these people are thinking? Do they think that Scotty is going to beam them up? Do they have a light saber attached to their belts? Seriosly, the only place a headset or ear bud needs to be on is when it's in use not

Fox Network... Get in to the now.

2005-09-25T15:29:00.000-07:00

So I'm sitting here watching the Seahawks play the Arizona Cardinals (do they really have cardinals in AZ?).Anyways, how far back in the past is Fox? Since the game is here in Seattle, they assume that we all wear flannel and torn jeans! Each break they play Peal Jam, Soundgarden and Temple of the Dog! Yes, Pearl Jam is still a great band and Soundgarden no longer exists. Why do they think

Almost Friday...

2005-09-22T19:01:00.000-07:00

You have to check out Dane Cook he will definitely make you laugh until you puke up shards of your pelvis. His new CD “Retaliation” is the getting the most play on my iPod lately. If you have not seen him or listened to him, definitely check him out. I believe that he is going to be on some special on Comedy Central on 2 October. Take a bite of it, chew it, it’s delicious and nutritious. · Testicles + Pruning Shears + Estranged Wife = one scary woman. · Today’s Wal-Mart story. Stupid Wal-Mart. · Why does Dubya

2005-09-18T11:15:00.000-07:00

Band Wagon Fans. I absolutely despise all bandwagon fans. Living in Seattle (about as far as you can get from the East Coast) you see all sorts of people wearing Red Sox and Yankees caps. When I ask those people if they have ever been to the East Coast, the answer I usually get is no. Then, when I ask them who plays on the team, 50% of the time I can only get one or two names. Watching

Fridays sha-hizzle

2005-09-16T17:43:00.000-07:00

Project Managers. What type of Project Manager would notify you at 2:30 on a Friday afternoon that you have to participate in a major change starting at 4:00AM on Sunday Morning? You would think that a change that has over 100 people involved in it they would have some advanced notice right? Well, not where I work! I reply to the invite asking him what is it that I have to do for this change

Rant: Fads and some funny things

2005-09-15T17:46:00.000-07:00

Fad bracelets. You have seen them, yellow, blue, pink, black, white and every other color of the rainbow. They first started out as a great cause, Lance Armstrong’s Livestrong to support cancer. I will admit, I bought about 40 of them and gave them out to family members’ way before they became the “thing” to have. It was my way of supporting cancer research because my Father was diagnosed

Rant: Rolling bags and utility belts

2005-09-14T19:47:00.000-07:00

Roll on... Are you familiar with the people that use rolling bags daily? Are you one of those people? If so, sorry, I HATE YOU and your rolling bag. Rolling bags are meant for airports and nothing else. They are not meant to carry your laptop, newspaper and your brown bag lunch to work! Get a normal bag and throw it over your shoulder like everyone else. Instead you roll that bag down the

Wed Stuff..

2005-09-14T17:03:00.000-07:00

Ø Get your position hereSince I singed up of course. Ø For the next two weeks, the chances of having an earthquake are 30 times higher here in the NW. Ø I only wish I had the time this guy does, but then again, I have a life.

Haphazard Readings and Indiscriminate Rage