Tuesdays Reads and Rage

Smelly, Stanky, Nasty, Dirty People. You know those people, they look clean, nicely groomed, however they smell like a wet dog that has been running through a landfill. Here at the workplace you run into them all of the time, some of them are bike messengers, those guys I can deal with because they are riding their bikes all day so they have an excuse. The people are wearing slacks and a button up shirt that smell like a bag of ass with a side of 14-day-old gorgonzola cheese. There are not just a couple of these people, there is a colony of them that work here! They work at desks for Gods sake! What kind of funk can you brew up while typing away at a keyboard and dragging a mouse across a desk? I understand there are some people that have “problems” and can’t control some bodily functions/issues, however the people that I run into do not appear to have any of those issues. I’m telling you that almost all of the senses are assaulted when walking into an elevator recently occupied by one of these people. Smell is the first one, then the eyes start to water due to the stench and by far the worst, taste. The days that you walk into the elevator and you can just taste the funk that has been left behind, iiichhh, simply nauseating. Occasionally you can handle one of the people, but they tend to travel in packs spreading their cloud of funk, coating everything in their path rendering nearly all of your senses in a state of utter shock.

· Turn the power off after the President leaves the area. Brian Williams holds nothing back.

· Google secure Wi-Fi! I’m telling you, they are going to own EVERYTHING someday.

· Today’s Wal-Mart story. No lunch for you! Yet another reason why you should not shop with this evil corporation.

· Amazingly Halliburton is not mentioned in this article.

· Excerpts of John Kerry’s speech at Brown University. Pay particular attention to the last paragraph below, it sums things up pretty darn good.

“This is the Katrina administration,” read prepared remarks posted on 2004 Democratic presidential nominee’s website, www.johnkerry.com. “Katrina is a symbol of all this administration does and doesn't do,” read Kerry’s script, portions of which were included in an e-mail to supporters that ended with a fundraising appeal.

“Michael Brown [Bush’s former emergency-management director] … is to Katrina what [former Iraq administrator] Paul Bremer is to peace in Iraq; what [former CIA Director] George Tenet is to slam-dunk intelligence; what [former Deputy Defense Secretary] Paul Wolfowitz is to parades paved with flowers in Baghdad; what [Vice President] Dick Cheney is to visionary energy policy; what [Defense Secretary] Donald Rumsfeld is to basic war planning; what [House Majority Leader] Tom Delay [R-Texas] is to ethics; and what George Bush is to ‘Mission Accomplished’ and ‘Wanted Dead or Alive.’”